Finally, over 3 weeks since I forked out £800 my bed has arrived!
I've been sleeping on my old mattress on the floor for the last 10 days becuase the bed was due to arrive 10 days ago but the salesman fucked the order up. Well he didn't exactly fuck it up becuase you can only fuck up something you've done and given he didn't actually order it (he forgot!!) he didn't so much fuck it up as just not do anything at all....
I digress though. So it arrived today and it's fantastic and I'm well pleased and I can't wait to try it out so why I'm sitting here writing this at 11.50pm when I could be in my new bed with it's egyptian cotton sheets and goose down quilt is beyond me.
I will therefore bid you goodnight!