Insanity...

Following on from my previous post about the padded cell...

I've managed to gather a few wee bits and pieces to try out just to get the insanity thing turned up a notch. I thought I'd share them with you all in case you fancy trying for your very own padded cell...

1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Every time someone asks you for something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. In the note part of your chequebook where you write what the cheque was for put "for smuggling diamonds".

4. Wherever possible skip rather than walk.

5. Ask for diet water whenever you're in a restaurant with a very serious face.

6. Make sure you tell the guy/girl at the drive thru that your order is "to go".

7. Go to the opera and sing along.

8. Begin all your sentences with "I hereby declare"

9. Ask everyone to address you by your new wrestling name of Rock Nroll

10. 5 days before the event, tell your friend you can't come to their party/wedding/whatever because you won't be in the mood that day.

11. When you go to the cash machine and money comes out shout loudly "I won!, I won!"

12. When leaving the Zoo and heading back to your car, run and shout loudly "They're all free, run for you lives!!"

13. Tell your family over dinner that due to the state of the countries economy and todays business climate you'll have to let one of them go.

14. Whenever you are in a store and hear music, dance.

15. Spend a whole day speaking in a different accent.

16. In a clothes shop when you see someone lift a garment to look at it run over and say "Put that back at once...it's hideous"

17. When in a food store and you see a fat person buying cake/biscuits/sweets go up to them and say "It's hard to give them up isn't it?" in a very symapthetic tone.

18. Get on the bus and ask for a child fare.

19. Phone your boss and them your not coming to work today because you've nothing to wear.

20. Walk up to one of those perfume sprayers in department stores and spray them with your own perfume.

21. Buy a bulk lot of condoms and tell the girl when you pay for them that business is booming

I'm away to try a few now!

Jenny xx