Some People...

I never ceased to be amazed by those people who are so fucking far up their own arse that all that they no longer see anything from anyone elses viewpoint. Whatever the scenario these people can't see past the end of their own noses.

They hide behind their uniforms, positions and standing. They are the sort of people who spew out what they consider witty remarks in order to prove how much cleverer they are than you. They are the sort of people who make up rules and regulations designed to show you they have more power than you. They are the sort of people who walk with an air of arrogance, carrying folders and papers so you can see how important they are. They are the sort of people who make big decisions in a bid to command respect.

In reality their witty remarks make them look like primary school age children. Their rules and regulations are no more enforceable than banning the sale of Irn-Bru in Scotland. Their arrogant walk only causes smirks of laughter from the people they pass. Their big decisions only cause people to shake their heads in disbelief.

This type of person is the type who will have friends who nod at their decisions, who agree with the rules and regulations, who laugh at the witty comments but who all the while are laughing loudly behind the persons back, watching silently while they make fools of themselves. For you see people like this love to play to a crowd, they love to show off and dazzle with their power and knowledge and they love to see their friends lap it up, never realising their name is not mentioned in a sentence without the inclusion of word dickhead somewhere else in said sentence.

We all know people like this. We have come across a person who has a jumped up belief in their own self importance and an over inflated sense of the power they have. Little Hitler's my old Gran used to call folk like that. She also used to say that folk like that always get found out one day and when they do "they come down like snow off a dyke".

Roll on one day in the case of the Mini-Hitler I know.

Jenny xx