Monday, March 26, 2007

A Recipe For Hilarity....

Stick 12 women in a room.
Add a large dose of alcohol.
Mix in some lingerie and a pvc nurses uniform.
Blend with sex toys of all shapes and sizes.
Sprinkle with some forfeits and games.
Allow to heat up for 2 hours or so.

Yes on Saturday night this was indeed the recipe for much hilarity. I was at an Ann Summers party and as with ones I've attended before it was the usual loud, giggly affair with plenty of confessions and stories being dished out.

There was a good mix of girls there which always helps. I say girls but in reality we're all grown women! Some of us knew each other, some of us were meeting for the first time but there's nothing like sitting around feeling up a latex penis and discussing it's pros and cons to break the ice or indeed a game of spit or swallow!

Men were dissected, their sexual performances and physical attributes discussed with much humour. Intimate facts passed from one woman to another about their sex lives and their partners.

The hysteria reached fever pitch when the rep reached for her vibrators...the room was quite literally buzzing! Several hundred pounds was quickly spent in the room, with the majority going on battery operated devices!

The women ranged in age from mid-twenties to mid-forties and intrestingly every one in that room already owned a battery operated playmate or had owned one previously. A sign of a poor sex life or just a sign that women are more sexually aware? Who knows? Although the fact that a fair few in the room bought "little blue pills" might speak volumes!

I do know that there can be a tendancy to get a bit caught up in the moment....just ask the woman who woke up the next morning saying "I think I bought a 6ft whip last night!" or the one who spent a small fortune even after declaring "My man's not really into lingerie or sex toys, he just laughs". He won't when he realises how much she spent!

Jenny xx

1 comment:

Steven Douglas said...

Can't wait to see the photos you're going to post... pretty please... :-)