My ass is sore. It hurts to sit down. It also hurts to stand up. It even hurts when I turn over in bed. It's a sharp, stabbing kind of pain.
It's all to with the cocx..I mean cocs...wait a minute till I check the spell check, ah right got it....coccyx apparently. My wee tailbone (that's easier!) is bloody sore, it seems I may have bruised it or something. The posh name for a sore bum of this kind is coccydynia and it is most often due to "some activity which has caused you to bruise or create swelling round the coccyx". I can't think of any activity I've been involved in lately which would have led to me damaging my ass. Honestly Guvnor I can't.