Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been about 4 weeks since my last shoe confession.
I bought them today.
They are lovely.
They are black.
They are sparkly.
Surprisingly they are flat.
They were a bargain.
They will look great with Jeans and 3/4 trousers.
They are being hidden in my wardrobe before Better Half gets in.
They will be unveiled on my feet at some point in the next few days.
I am going away now to practice saying "New? They're not new, I've had them for ages which just shows you how much notice you pay to what I wear" in a very serious tone.
Actually I'm not. I'm a bloody pro at that line now.