Big Brother...

Christ what a bunch of complete freaks...well most of them.

Obviously the rules this year were that if your gay or have unfeasibly large tits your in!

Frankly I always hate BB in the first few weeks. I do try though to pick a few I like so I can join in at the early part. I'm liking Maxwell a bit and Lesley (huge breasts) is also ok so far.

Next year I am going to audition. I will simply say "Hello BB, I am totally fucking normal, I am straight and a Mum and fairly similar to the millions who watch your bloody show so therefore nearly all your viewers will identify with me, which in turn means that because I am relatively normal, they will vote for me and I will win".

I can almost hear Davina..."Jenny I'm coming to get you!"

Of course my mate Ross would be the ideal contestant...Maybe I can persuade him to audition next year!

Jenny xx