Justin bloody Timberlake. He's been in every paper I've picked up and on the radio way too much lately. He's releasing a new album. Woo Hoo. So every media outlet has been to London to interview him and they're all reporting frantically about it now.
I don't mind Justin. I quite like his music. However this "oh he's luvvellleee" and "how sexeee is he?" stuff is ripping my knittin'.
He's not. Lovely or sexy. He's got dodgy hair, ain't got anywhere near enough muscle on his body and he is fair...which means there's every chance his pubic region will not be dark enough to appeal either. His singing...yes. His looks...nah.