Saturday, July 08, 2006

Why Is It So Odd...


Russell Brand - Big Hair, Big Mouth, Big Knob (allegedly!)


When I said I quite fancied Russell Brand, the man who presents Big Brother's Big Mouth, my Better Half and my Sister looked at me like I had just confessed to fancying John Prescott or something. The Swines!!!

Now he's not my usual type I'll give you that and I can't abide the hair nor the way he dresses like a second rate lead character from a Jane Austen novel but he does have a lovely face and I kind of like his theatrical turn of phrase.

I quite like to hear what his ball bags have been up to of an evening their escapades are like a mini reality tv show in their own right!

Jenny xx

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ooooohhhh. Give me a sick bucket. He is absolutely DISGUSTING.......C'mon Jenny. We all know you can do better than that. Even if he does have big knob. N E Way Size dosen't matter. Or so they say. Well thats what I've been told. It's what you do with it that matters. I don't Know. Nah size DOES matters......You go girl!!!!!

Ross Douglas said...

He's doing a show at the festival this year if you wish to ask him about his ballbag.

jenny said...

Sadly it seems Russell's all sold out during the festival or indeed I would go and enquire about his ballbags!

Steven Douglas said...

I think it's the Johnny Depp lookalike-thingy that does it for you, Jen...or is it about the time that you switch over to BB that you get the headaches and sweats??? :-)