Russell Brand - Big Hair, Big Mouth, Big Knob (allegedly!)
When I said I quite fancied Russell Brand, the man who presents Big Brother's Big Mouth, my Better Half and my Sister looked at me like I had just confessed to fancying John Prescott or something. The Swines!!!
Now he's not my usual type I'll give you that and I can't abide the hair nor the way he dresses like a second rate lead character from a Jane Austen novel but he does have a lovely face and I kind of like his theatrical turn of phrase.
I quite like to hear what his ball bags have been up to of an evening their escapades are like a mini reality tv show in their own right!