It's my Birthday. My favourite day of the year. 2nd April. I don't know why I like birthday's so much, just always have. I enjoy other peoples as much as my own!!
2 hours ago I had my hair done.
In 2 minutes I'm opening a bottle of wine.
In 2 hours I'm off out.
By the time my actual arrival time into the world comes at 10.20pm tonight I will no doubt have drunk more vodka than is good for me and will think I am Olivia Newton John. I will embarass myslef by doing the moves to Tragedy by Steps or heaven forbid the Cha Cha Slide!!
In the morning I will most certainly feel my new age..which is a secret!!!
So depite the impending hangover I know will come...it's Happy Birthday To Me!!!! Now where's the bloody corkscrew???